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Jim Nietubicz

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Brad Anderson

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August 11th, 2023

Four inches is all ya need. 

Seriously. I'll prove it. 

And I'll show you how enterprising young men have been solving this very problem as far back as 1917. 

We’ll cover that and the what, how, when and where of aerating your lawn in tomorrow’s inaugural issue of PAIN IN MY GRASS: The Newsletter. 

I’m sorry what? NO! 

This is a family newsletter. Geeeesh. 

After tomorrow you’ll understand how to aerate your lawn on your own. 

What to look for if you're hiring someone to do it for you. 

And maybe a slick video of some high end equipment the pros use to really do the job right. That is…if Jim can tear himself from his third vacation of the year. 

This guy, I tell ya. 

I’ll also recount the time I got A STITCH from a local doc we nicknamed “Shakey” and what that has to do with aerating your lawn as a DIY’er. 

That’s not exactly a King’ian cliffhanger. But a true story I can laugh at now and one my wife chose to laugh at in the moment. Rude. 

So…what do you need to do to climb on this rocket ship. 

Click the link below and enter your email address. 

That’s it. 

And as for JORGE, a neighbor I saw mentioned in a comment as having a dominant lawn….he’s not reading this.  

Don’t you dare give up. 

I guarantee he’s going to miss the secret ingredient of aeration that after tomorrow you’ll know all about. It’s the cheapest and easiest soil amendment of the year and often the most impactful. 

Enter your email above to subscribe and make JORGE wish he never mowed his stripes right at your front door. 

See ya tomorrow. 

-Brad

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The Paramount Turf Company, LLC

(410) 914-7759

MD Nutrient Lic: #1323  | Pesticide Lic: #34132

DE Nutrient Lic: #1973  | Pesticide Lic: #2119

The Paramount Turf Company, LLC

(410) 914-7759

MD Nutrient Lic: #1323  |  Pesticide Lic: #34132

DE Nutrient Lic: #1973  |  Pesticide Lic: #2119